I heard from a friend of a friend
That that dick was a ten out of ten
I can't stand it, just one night me
Clink with the drink, gimme a sip
Tell me what's your kink, gimme the dick
Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me (ew)
Uh, wait, I can take it (ah)
Give a fuck 'bout what your wifey's sayin' (yeah)

"Dick sucking is my favorite sport"

"Whore-ship; friendship among whores. You've       found your people"

"Is that a Maglite in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

MidianStClaire "What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

way269: I try to laugh hard daily...keeps me from wantin to kill people

Same Dude, Same

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