Hello, lovely people! Thank you for reading my profile :) 

I’m here because I like chatting, and I enjoy showing myself. If you wanna chat, I like talking about films and TV shows, rock music, cats, sex, swimming and moaning about British weather. If you wanna see more of me, feel free to get things going with my tip menu :). 

I’m not here to lie or act like a porn star. I’m not pretending something feels good if it doesn’t. If you want that, there’s plenty of other girls here who may be into it. I get asked a lot of the same things on here, so if I’ve told you to read my profile it’s not me being rude. It’s just I type the same things out multiple times a day, and it’s just clearer this way.

“View me/IM me”

I only chat in my IM. It’s not personal, but I don’t have the attention span for more than that. I chat to those who join me, and I keep an eye on main, and that’s enough. Same applies to viewing cams. Too many open just gets confusing and everybody wants me give them my undivided attention - if you want that, take me private. If you really want me to watch you, then it’s an option on my tip menu. I tend to ignore people who keep asking me to IM or view them, I’m not trying to be rude, it’s just exhausting eventually. 

“Do you show face?”

Nope. I’ve learnt my lesson. It’s not happening. You ask me more than once and I’m out

“Do you have a mic?”

 I do! However, I still type to chat. I do turn my mic on for the fun noises though! If you want to hear me say a sentence, it’s on my tip menu. 

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“Rate my cock”

No. I’m experienced enough to know that the size/shape/appearance means nothing. I don’t think any look better than others. 

“Have you ever had a 9 inch dick/black dick/whatever makes my dick so special?”

I’m sorry. You may think your dick is special but it isn’t. And I don’t believe in lying. I’m not going to tell you anything other than “A dick is a dick”. 

Please’s: 

• Say hello, I try to greet and remember everybody who chats to me.  
  
• If my tip menu is on, get the party started :) 
  
• Let me know if there’s something you’d like that isn’t on my tip menu. We can work out a price.
• Be polite, be patient. I’m not just an image on the screen. I don’t interact with jerks, I just block.
• Remember, this is my job. I enjoy what I do, but I can’t pay my bills doing this just for the fun. Please tip if you want something. If you can’t, thank the person who did tip.  

No Thank You’s:

• Don’t nag. I don’t even bother responding. You’ll just be booted and blocked.
  
• Don’t be rude to others in my chat. I don’t take sides, but if you wanna argue then message each other directly.
  
• Don’t try to change my mind. I don’t care how ‘nice’ you are, you can’t convince me to break my own rules.
  
• Don't question my rules. The only answer you need is: It’s my choice. I have my reasons for everything, they aren’t your business. 

Privates:

I prefer to discuss privates beforehand. I like to know we’re on the same page. Privates are 30 tokens a minute and include everything on my tip menu. Anything outside of that is extra. I don’t do ass stuff. 

I like chatting about sex. The funny, gross, weird sides of it. I'm very open. We're all grown ups. I enjoy a good "wtf just happened" sex story. 

Thanks for reading! See you around xx